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Shock of the Shart 😲

It's the summer of 2005 in Los Angeles. Paris Hilton is queen, candy-colored Juicy Couture velour track suits reign supreme, everyone is toting tiny Chihuahuas around as if they are handbags, and I experience the Shock of the Shart for the first time in my life. Juicy Couture has just come out with their strapless terry cloth dresses and I am the proud new owner of a white one. I am pretty excited about it. It is easy to get on and off, so it quickly becomes my 'post-shower getting ready" dress. Sometimes I wear it over jeans with heels and cute accessories and think I look, like, real damn good. I leave the house with a little bounce in my strut because...

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