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My Fear’s Named Chad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

My Fearโ€™s Named Chad. He smokes cigarettes, shaves his chest, and still uses a tanning bed. Chad likes cats, cruise ship food, and itchy sweaters. We donโ€™t have anything in common. He calls me โ€œBro.โ€ A lot. Chad is a chud. Heโ€™s obnoxiously loud, aggressive, and annoying. Chad believes in complacency, comfort, and taking the easy way out. He loves to procrastinate and uses perfectionism as an avenue for such. He is stifling and overbearing. He tries to smother me, but he (almost) never wins. Unless it comes to skydiving, Chad and I are definitely on the same page when it comes to skydiving. Heโ€™s like, โ€œWhy would you do that Bro?โ€ and Iโ€™m like, โ€œI am SO with you, Man.โ€ Chad pokes me in the...

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